Officially too old for this shit card
melissa's damn cards
Regular price $4.00
Love who you love card
Friends and rebels card
Congrats on the promotion card
Thank you for being nice AF card
Oh shit, I forgot your birthday card
Today can eat a bag of dicks card
You are the whole shit card
Old folks falling in the shower card
Go ahead and stay retired card
Stand by your person card
Do I give a shit or a fuck card
Healthy tits card
Hope the new baby isn't ugly card
I really don't know what to say card
Beer fridge card
Cement duck card
We're getting old card
Go out and spread that fucking sunshine card
I hate you the least on your birthday card
