I would like to order 10,000 french fries, please card

Forget calling your therapist. Order 10,000 french fries, which we are sure will fix almost any crisis. 

Details
Size - 4X6
Paper - Upcycled white cardstock
Envelope - Mystery upcycled envelope included
Backside - Blank
Printing - Hand typed by Melissa
Message color - Black

Card and envelope are one-of-a-kind products
Made while swearing in Indiana