Bitch, please notepad

Bitch, please take care of all the shit on this list.

Details
Size - 4 1/4" by 5 1/2"
Paper - Backside of copy paper from the recycling bin
Pages - 47
Back - Upcycled pasta packaging
Printing - Typed by Melissa on a manual typewriter
Message color - Black

Notepad is a one-of-a-kind product
Made while swearing in Indiana