All I want is to fasten my pants card

$4.00

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Forget holiday gifts. I just want to be able to fasten my pants and breath. Please, Santa?

Details
Size - 4X6
Paper - Upcycled white cardstock
Printing - Hand typed by Melissa
Message color - Black
Backside is blank
Mystery envelope included

Card is a one-of-a-kind product
Made while swearing in Indiana